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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Isn’t there an openjdk impl in like every major Linux distro repository?

And so I assume the same would be available for windows?

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Some crappy software actively checks for a specific version, and you can't work around that.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Can you edit the byte code with a hex editor to change that check?

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

Just build the OSS version of java-impl with the patched version number as expected by the shitty software.

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