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[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (6 children)

There’s only one Spoons near me. It’s called Spoons.

[–] catty@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (5 children)

and what if there were two, but only one good one. What would that be called?

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As @silasmariner@programming.dev has already noted, there's no such thing as a "good Spoons". They're all McDonald's for beer.

But if you need to differentiate between two, you'd use their location.

That is: "Meet at Spoons by the station for a pre-town sesh, yeah?"

Or: "We were in Spoons next to Nandos. We'd had some cheeky piri piri and Damo went and shat himself when he necked a Stella! Absolute scenes, mate. Pure bants."

[–] catty@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

All wrong. The spoons is where the ledge stuff once happened.

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