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TIL 39 is boomer age.
Look Henry, I know Charlene left you and it’s been hard for you since the divorce. I hope your masturbating habits got better. You know your weak pelvis floor and 8 seconds intercourse couldn’t satisfy her anymore. Nobody likes a premature ejaculator. But you’d be happy to know she now found a new love with a cyclist who can pound her ass all night. Maybe you can do a little joyride to the McDonald to celebrate, fatzo
Lol.