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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 26 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (8 children)

How about

x=x-x

x++

x++

x++

x++

x++

x++

x++

x++

x++

x++

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is actually a valid brainf*ck program, but it results in 19, not 10.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

How so? It’s only 10 increments

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 days ago

Because the only brainfuck instructions in your comment where a - which decrements and 20 +, each of which increments.
Mine echos the first two characters from stdin, because of the commas and dots.

[–] juliebean@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

it's been a long time since i looked at brainfuck, but i suspect that '+' denotes an increment, and '-' denotes a decrement, so we've got one decrement and 20 increments.

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