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Trump receives trophy as he’s named ‘Undisputed Champion of Beautiful Clean Coal’
(www.independent.co.uk)
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Danielle Smith already sorted this for you though, Albertans don't need public education anymore. All she had to do was label CO2 a "foundational nutrient for all life on Earth” and bam! No longer a pollutant. Easy-peasy.
She also told us that smoking actually makes you less likely to have cancer.
Ironically, it pissed me off so much that I’ve started smoking more to alleviate the stress.