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Hidden Valley hiring “Ranch-bassadors” to travel Europe and test ranch on local food (www.dexerto.com)

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[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It's just buttermilk with some herbs. It mostly tastes like buttermilk.

So like a creamy butter sauce.

Hidden valley adds so much extra s*** that it's undetectable underneath it all, which is a big reason why people tend to say they don't like ranch. They specifically don't like hidden valley buttermilk dressing, but normal ass ranch dressing is typically fine.

[–] Lanske@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Thanks for that!