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Get the Super Soakers ready, and fill them with saltwater!
Electronics really don't like saltwater...
Nah, you'll want some electromagnets and Faraday cages to disable them. Salt water is too easy to protect against.
I think bullets would work fine
This assumes your reactions are better than a machine. You need something that disables the machine passively.
Like an artillery shell?
Bucket of paint?