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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Get the Super Soakers ready, and fill them with saltwater!

Electronics really don't like saltwater...

[–] Kalkaline@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, you'll want some electromagnets and Faraday cages to disable them. Salt water is too easy to protect against.

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think bullets would work fine

[–] Kalkaline@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This assumes your reactions are better than a machine. You need something that disables the machine passively.

[–] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Like an artillery shell?

[–] CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

Bucket of paint?