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New language (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by treechicken@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] MoonJellyfish@lemmy.today 5 points 1 year ago

I like typescript:)

[–] FuryMaker@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Obligatory XKCD:

https://xkcd.com/927/

[–] MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

How to go from only being able to compile the project on a Windows machine (due to obscure dependencies that every other Java project has for some reason) to not being able to compile on anyone's machine at all in just 1 simple step.

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[–] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Why is there always such a concerted effort to destroy the reputation of Java? It just seems so unnecessarily obsessive, and a lot of times wrong.

Don't get me wrong, I know that with time comes change, and Humanity improves on everything, including programming languages.

But at this point it seems like people want to hose Java down with holy water. It's excessive.

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