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[–] Hyperreality@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I get that women don't feel safe rejecting guys openly, but it's pretty sad to realise they're that scared of you.

I mean, you start questioning what you did to scare them. Was it how you looked at them? Was it how you're dressed, the hammer, the way you asked them out, ... ?

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Definitely the hammer. I've had some success with a power drill.

[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The brownish red stains on the sleeves usually do it for me.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Shows you're a hard worker

[–] Hank@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Polt twist: OP got rejected because of his weight

[–] Kosove@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Doesn’t matter; had pizza.