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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] menemen@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't want to bodyshame, but man, that is an ugly gun.

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[–] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't want to offend anyone, but this sword is STRAIGHT

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

that's why I only use sabres and katanas ;-)

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

well, they're not straight, and they go nicely with my fedora...

You slay, babe

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about Nodachi? Sephiroth used a Nodachi. If it's good enough for Sephiroth, or Cloud, it's good enough for me.

I seriously want Cloud's Sword Bike from Advent Children.

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[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Not when I'm done with it

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[–] lapislazuli@sopuli.xyz 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's going to be gaymores next.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

You mean the cousin of Seymour Asses? The asexual dog Gaymore Asses?

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Swords clash with other swords. Swords were always gay.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But swords are also sheathed ! or... is that an allegory for closeted ?

[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm guessing you don't have your foreskin?

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[–] Dinsmore@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tactical transition? Is that for when you want your deadname to stay dead?

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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

A while back, someone suggested that only women should be allowed to own handguns, and that the guns should all be painted baby pink.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago
[–] davel@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Persen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow, this actually exists? I thought it was a joke from this: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2411696/

[–] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That's nothin'! You wanna see some weird bombs? Watch this!

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ooof. I hope that's a stain and not heat discoloration, otherwise that's not a sword, but a sword-shaped wall decoration.

[–] InputZero@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hard to say, I've never seen a heat affected zone look like that. I also haven't foraged a sword.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I didn't know you can forage for swords.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you look in the right place, at the right season, there's all kind of swords to be foraged. Delicious with garlic and parsley

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Especially abundant near lakes in Britain

[–] dwraf_of_ignorance@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yep, my buddy Art foraged such a nice sword. Everybody calls him a king now. He even made a council like in the LoTR.

[–] WeeneyTodd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just moistened binks lobbing scimitars everywhere out there.

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[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

What if mine was given to me by a watery tart?

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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago

Poking the same sex since 3300BC

[–] lost_tortie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

slayyy ⚔️💑

Don't tell him about stainless tig welding

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)
[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This one gets around quite a lot.

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I didn't know they added swords to CS2

[–] 01101000_01101001@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Heat affected zone on that sword is fucking ridiculous. Sure, you made it harder, but it'll shatter more easily, too.

[–] JamesTBagg@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Could just be a color casing process.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Uh... You might be confusing welding and heat treating concepts...

[–] 01101000_01101001@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I'll admit my knowledge of metallurgy is informed by a background in welding, but it's my understanding that the colors on that blade can only happen with a large temperature difference between the middle and its ends, likely as a result of the maker using a benzene torch on it for a few minutes. This high heat is going to do the same thing to the blade as it does during welding: it fucks up the temper. Heat treating is more than just making the metal hot; you have to make it uniformely hot, for a specific amount of time, and then cool it gradually and under control. Doing that doesn't give you the pretty colors, but it does give you stronger metal.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I won't say that this blade is properly heat treated; it probably isn't. In welding, the problem is the wide variation of heat affects in a very small zone. You can have material that is very brittle just millimeters away from material that is very soft and ductile.

You're describing "normalization", which is a process that makes steel uniformly tough, but "plastic". When you flex it, it bends, and stays bent. "Annealing" is a similar process, where the temperature is raised a bit higher, and the cooling slowed even more. "Annealing" leaves the steel very soft.

In tool making, you're first looking for high hardness (acquired with a "quenching" process). This makes it very brittle; it has no elasticity.

Next, you're dialing back that hardness with a "tempering" process, which is done at a lower temperature than the normalization process, and the cooling can be much faster. When tempered, it's still very hard, (significantly harder than "normalized") but now it is slightly elastic. It will flex, but beyond a critical point, it just snaps; it probably won't take on a permanent bend.

These colors are oxide layers that form at temperatures in the "tempering" range.

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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I cast Scholar's Armanent

[–] xxd@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reading this made me instantly have the gay frogs song stuck in my head again

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

Frogs friggin frogs turn the fricking frogs GAY!

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Praise gaben

[–] librejoe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Ok, but the frogs were becoming gay. Not saying Alex Jones is a decent person.

[–] HowMany@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

First the frogs. Then the togs. Then some blogs. Now these too?

[–] pfm@scribe.disroot.org 3 points 1 year ago

They're called chem-flames

You bleed rainbows when cut.

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