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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Wait... you're supposed to do this monthly?????

.....uh oh.

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I've got 28 years of emails I need to clean up....

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

28 years of [email]

I thought I had 27 but I only have 26, from Feb 1998 onward.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

At that point it's an archeological site, not an inbox. I'd almost hate to delete stuff pre-2000 just because it's a bit of a time capsule into a different era.

[–] egonallanon@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Just select all and delete it all. If it's really important they'll email again.

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I can only load and select 100 at a time. Every year or so I attempt to tackle it but it's a sisyphus task.

[–] umulu@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

If you create a rule for a specific email address, you can send it all into a folder, then mark the folder as read. Or, you know, just send all to junk

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

But what if I need that random e receipt from 6 years ago ???????

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

I'm more of a select all, mark read type of guy, but whatever's clever

[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

I try to check my mail every day and delete all that are not necessary to keep. I have rarely failed so miserably at anything else.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I was helping a lady whose data limit was an inch away from being reached and it was all emails. She must have had 200k unread alone.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

If she read an email every 15 seconds on average to determine whether it needs to be kept or deleted, it would take her 34 days NON STOP to get through that list of unreads.... gotta just nuke and start over

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 12 points 11 months ago

select all click delete

Hell yeah I did it!

[–] Beardsley@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ha, it would probably take me a month to clean up my 10k+ email inbox. Work email though, I refuse to have more than 15 sitting in my inbox.

[–] umulu@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

It takes maybe 2h

[–] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

there is no spelling error in the title of this post. I love having an edit button.

[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

Nice fix.

And now I know it's possible, so no one else has an excuse!

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

My inbox hasn’t been clear since 1999

[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is that why people are surprised when they see I have over 6000 unread mails?

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

You gotta pump those numbers up! I have over 32K emails in my oldest GMail account (I still use it to sign up to things, so my main account can remain "pure" as long as possible) and I've read maybe 5% of them.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 11 months ago

But what if I NEED one of these emails in ten years?

It hasn't happened yet, but what if it did?

[–] Mechanite@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I have my personal inbox set to automatically mark an email as read if it contains the word unsubscribe. It makes managing my email a lot easier

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

i had over 75K emails in my personal inbox, when i clicked 'mark all as read' it was a spiritual orgasm. then i spent an hour clicking on every unsubscribe button i could find. no ragrets.

[–] Rayspekt@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I haven't done my five years email cleaning and the weight on my shoulders is unbearable.

[–] umulu@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just do it! It shouldn't take more than 2 hours

[–] Rayspekt@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Two hours, how? Teach me master!

[–] umulu@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I had my inbox filled, so I started creating rules

Emails from (let's say) Google are to be sent to a folder called Google. When creating a rule, it asks you if you want to apply it to the inbox.

Check that, wait for a few minutes, and all Google emails will be inside the new folder. Once you start sorting you will notice that the amount of emails in your inbox reduces drastically.

I created rules that check the email contents for keywords. If it detects ads, then it goes straight to the bin.

Has worked for me for some years.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

If the email is a month old and I don't remember what it is about, off to the done folder with it.

If it were truely important, the would have made a ticket about it.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 months ago

I just turned off the notification badges for unread emails years ago and it stopped being a problem.

[–] Kronusdark@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

This is easy, CTRL+A, Delete

Problem solved.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

I like to check the first couple email in one of my several email addresses once a year and have never missed anything that i know about

[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

I clean out my inbox every decayear.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

ITT: so many people who pluralize emails like trafficks. (Sounds weird, right?)

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I made a new Gmail account about a year ago that I have not used for anything (have not sent any email, or used it to sign up for anything, nor have I given it to anyone for work or general contact), and it started getting spam already. Which means either things are just using random addresses to spam, or Google themselves are sharing it.