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Do the opposite, don’t make eye contact and walk fast. The good old fashioned diarrhea walk. Anyone tries to stop you, tell them whatever poop related excuse comes to mind.
Recently discovered have ibs.
The silver lining is a good poop excuse.
I was fortunate in that I rode a bike to work. Nobody stops the guy wheeling a bike. It's very clear, I'm leaving. Gtfo of my way.
This is how I learned to walk silently and swiftly with heavy steel tipped shoes