I'm a handy man, I was thinking of you when I was spackling drywall baby.
Programmer Humor
Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)
Rules:
- Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
- No NSFW content.
- Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.
Skim coat a heart with your initials in it, so when the light hits the wall just right you can see the texture difference through the paint.
I once made a little animation apology thingy with libGDX for a friend
automate your life's menial tasks
I thought of you when i made this AI.
X: "Your code isn't working because there's something missing at the end of this line"
Y: "Oh. Well then, do you wanna semicolon?"
That's rizzzz with a Z++.
Step up, song makers. Don't get tied up in your chords
Once when I was still a kid, I told a woman I loved her so much that I could only love her more if she was a robot.
She did not think that was romantic.
Another rizz line: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwoLlzYpuyt/
^I^ ^apologize^ ^for^ ^the^ ^Instagram^ ^link^ ^in^ ^advance^
I think this would count, a polygonal heart made via a custom text format and loaded into Raylib. I'm a shut-in though, so I don't know.
(link for non-Kbin) Is this rizz?