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[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm a handy man, I was thinking of you when I was spackling drywall baby.

[–] MrMcGasion@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Skim coat a heart with your initials in it, so when the light hits the wall just right you can see the texture difference through the paint.

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

For being a sick burn, that was ice cold. I love it.

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[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago

I once made a little animation apology thingy with libGDX for a friend

[–] redempt@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

automate your life's menial tasks

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 6 points 2 years ago

I thought of you when i made this AI.

[–] CoolBeance@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

X: "Your code isn't working because there's something missing at the end of this line"

Y: "Oh. Well then, do you wanna semicolon?"

That's rizzzz with a Z++.

Step up, song makers. Don't get tied up in your chords

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Once when I was still a kid, I told a woman I loved her so much that I could only love her more if she was a robot.

She did not think that was romantic.

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[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Another rizz line: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwoLlzYpuyt/

^I^ ^apologize^ ^for^ ^the^ ^Instagram^ ^link^ ^in^ ^advance^

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[–] insomniac_lemon@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

I think this would count, a polygonal heart made via a custom text format and loaded into Raylib. I'm a shut-in though, so I don't know.

(link for non-Kbin) Is this rizz?

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[–] neoney@lemmy.neoney.dev 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My hostnames on NixOS refer to close ones :)

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