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Ever been judged by a floor? (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You must be THIS BIG to ride this ride.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 4 points 9 months ago

But no more than THIS WIDE because of the pole

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Maybe it should show the number of calories you'd burn going up the stairs. It would be a small number, but it's better than 0.

[–] ylph@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

It does actually show that

It says you burn 0.5Kcal for every 2 steps you take, and extend your life by 8 seconds.

Here is even an example that shows progress as your calories and seconds added increase as you climb up the stairs.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago

My former job used to have that on the stairs. Was a nice motivator for me.

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[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Ever tried to climb 5 flights of stairs after a redeye, with 56 lbs of luggage?

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[–] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

It's educational and a good initiative. I use stairs as an opportunity for exercise also.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Yeah well maybe an icon that usually tells people where to take a shit shouldn't be so fucking critical.

[–] telllos@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Korean are savage, you will meet someone you haven't seen in a while,and they will look at you straight in the eyes znd tell you " Wow, you gained weight!!!" Just after saying "hi!"

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