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Bathroom awards (lemmy.zip)
submitted 4 months ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[–] anguo@lemmy.ca 29 points 4 months ago (4 children)

45 minutes?!

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago

They had their phone with them.

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

And it won't even work if you sit on the edge of your seat.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

45 minutes is nothing where i come from

[–] anguo@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You need to eat more fiber.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

i get more than enough fiber. i just get distracted and forget that im on the toilet

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Plus once your legs go numb, you can't get back up for a while.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

true. and then once my legs stop becoming numb i forget that im on the toilet again. it’s a miracle im ever able to leave the toilet to be honest

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 1 points 4 months ago

You need this man's energy but with a toilet instead.

[–] sircac@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

The "Brilliant ending!" without "" would ruin my experience...

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 months ago

That’s not a flat poster, what is it made out of? 3D printed? The texture almost looks like some kind of woven fabric, but that would be a strange thing to make a sign from. But so is 3D printing, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

https://youtu.be/y7j1WkMYF_8

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7zTei5RMhQ8

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Seriously, who even poops at home, when You can do it at work, and get paid for it. Sometimes, I'll even hold it through the weekend.

P.S. Guess where I wrote this comment.

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 2 points 4 months ago

Work has stalls with big gaps and single ply sandpaper for toilet paper. I'll always choose to poop at home unless it's an emergency.

[–] Mixel@feddit.org 2 points 4 months ago

I need the STL file for this!