this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2025
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[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I found who he's looking for:

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Such a good era for cartoons!

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

Spoiler: he’s actually just looking to buy another cow

[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Nothing says prime dating material like calling women heifers. I’m shocked he even has to use an app to get dates.

Lib has only been going on for what, 50yrs or so? After centuries of bullshit and borderline slavery. Too soon.

[–] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 35 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Nothing says confidence and humor like calling women heifers in the context of cows. I think it's fun and in good humor but I guess some people can get butthurt over it.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Weeds out the butthurt people immediately. Life's too short to take yourself seriously

[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Exactly. He'd have to cross that bridge eventually.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Weird way to phrase it, but yeah it's potentially a green flag.

Or a red one when you find out he's not fucking joking! Schrodinger's Flag?

Half green, half red when you find out he means he likes his ladies large?

[–] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

Yea there's a potential for a red flag in there for sure.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

Well there, pilgrim, seems like you got a chip on your shoulder, wah-ha

[–] macrocarpa@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 1 points 4 months ago

It's master bait.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There is a fetish going on here, but I'm not sure which.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago

Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in yo moma