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Once upon a time on Lemmy... (hilariouschaos.com)

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[–] TheMoralNarcissit@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

...a small bird with wires in its mouth lands on one of the severs and builds its nest. It stops when...

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It sees me opening my mouth waiting for it to shit directly into it..

[–] TheMoralNarcissit@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

...a white goo is shoot out of the cannon know as a bird's butt-hole. As I gag from the sour taste. The bird drops wires near my feet and head up to the water sprinkles and it....

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Shattered all over the ground causing me to...

[–] TheMoralNarcissit@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

..to trip onto my shell. I wail my limbs around, tears dripping from my eyes over my green scaled skin. That asshole of a bird continues to shit all me. Drowning my hopes of a happy day under white poo-poop. I then decide to try...

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Accounting. I took an online course and received my degree in bookkeeping. After I graduated I..

[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Applied for jobs. Excitingly I got one and started working for...