Programmer Humor

I’ve got a sideways monitor, a rightway monitor and a laptop all scrunched together, what does that make me?

Why is it neutral evil to have a monitor without a face?

I think they're all evil with those skulls on the screen.

I know it's been out for years but I don't understand anything about this meme format. Reminds me of mbti bullshit

Lawful good at home.

Laptop and two horizontal monitors at work. Is that lawful neutral good or neutral good lawful?

Personally, I think it's probably neutral awful - one is HDMI and the other is VGA.

I am chaotic good at home with a 4K and a laptop screen

But at work it’s all 1080 monitors (unfortunately) so I have 3 and I a mix of chaotic neutral and lawful evil 😂 2 portraits then a landscape

Chaotic good. I refuse to get rid of the little one. My electronics only leave me when they're fubar.

You forgot just laptop and my other screens are just pretty pictures. Covid really changed how I work hahaha

I'm lawful neutral monitorally but ideologically chaotic neutral. This and that then.

Chaotic neutral should be a solo laptop screen.

I guess I'm LE. Its the only way my monitors would fit in my space :(

I'm a reverse Lawful Neutral; laptop on the left, monitor on the right.

Before that I had a 16:9 monitor on the left and a 4:3 monitor on the right. That doesn't seem to be in the chart anywhere.

Seriously, someone needs to start making high-quality 4:3 monitors again. Sure, they're not great for movies and modern video games, but they're great for reading.

My setup isn't featured, but it's basically neutral good with the laptop below it in the middle.

Lawful neutral, though my laptop is up on a stand to bring it to the height of the monitor, so maybe chaotic good?

Chaotic good but I REALLY vibe with that chaotic evil

I use a 42" 4K monitor. Same working area as 4 x 21" 1920x1080 screens but more flexible. Been doing so for ~10 years. When my old 39" 4K monitor broke I used 2 x 24 inch monitors + laptop screen for a while but I ended up buying another big monitor instead, it's just so convenient.

Neutral good for personal. Lawful good for work.

Lawful Evil at work Neutral Good at home Shockingly accurate about more than just the monitors!

Gaming setup is true neutral Work from home setup is lawful neutral Office setup is chaotic evil

Chaotic neutrals wya?! Especially when I was using a Mac for work with ShiftIt

waiting for the "they're all evil" because using windows

Due to a mistake I made, I'm chaotic good instead of neutral good. Current set-up is a 27" 1080p HDMI on the left, and 24" 1080p VGA on the right. Not too much in a hurry to replace my smaller monitor though, I need to upgrade my graphics card first to allow for a HDMI-HDMI configuration at least.

I'd swap lawful evil and neutral evil.

Chaotic good but smaller monitor is on the left, only because I had one shitty monitor I got on sale right out of high school and eventually bought a much nicer but slightly smaller one later.

Chaotic neutral isn't that bad when you're doing programming since the extra vertical space is really convenient.

I've been lawful neutral ever since the pandemic forced work from home.

The "tie fighter" setup of vertical, horizontal, vertical, gives me nausea

Honestly, these days I just work directly on my laptop. Get to use touchpad gestures which is nice, grilling my hands under CPU load maybe less nice.

It's usually enough to just alt+tab between my IDE and browser, so my workflow hasn't suffered much.

Chaotic good looking to become chaotic gooder with a third misshapen monitor.

Chaotic evil baby. I need somewhere to read long documents, manga, man pages and configs.

Not a programmer, but I run Neutral Good + Lawful Neutral at the office, because my work issued a docking station with two symmetrical monitors, but they also issued me a laptop instead of a desktop, so what am going to do, not use the third monitor?

So, it's ugly, but it works since I either put baseball on one of the big monitors or Spotify on the laptop, and work on the other two.

I'm a combination of neutral good and lawful neutral. 2 identical monitors + laptop.

I have four screens from four different manufacturers, with three different sizes, three different resolutions, two different aspect ratios and two different refresh rates.
Two of these are resurrected from the dead of which one has a high voltage cold cathode driver externally plastered to it's back (because the internal failed and there was no space inside) and the other one shining from every pore because I "replaced" one cold cathode tube by plastering the "replacement" tube somewhere in the housing of the monitor to fool the driver into thinking all tubes are fine (one was defect, the driver doesn't work without every tube connected and putting the replacement in the place where it should belong is too much work).
I am basically the evil necromancer of chaotic evil.

1. 27 inch, 1440p, 16:9, 144Hz, Asus
2. 24 inch, 1080p, 16:9, 60Hz (driver sticking out), BenQ
3. 21 inch, 1080p, 16:9, 60Hz, Iiyama
4. 21 inch, 1680x1050p, 16:10, 60Hz, Eizo

I can provide pictures later today if someone's interested.
Edit: Here are the pictures