His first action will be to announce tariffs on other religions (big deficit with the Sikh, they've been subsidising deity access for years) and that the Pope mobile will be a Cybertruck.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This guy has openly spoken out against Trump and Vance. Seems kind of lame to assume he's going to do anything like this.

[–] trk@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I dunno man, most of my negative assumptions about the actions of Americans in position of power have turned out to be true of late. If I'm wrong I'll take the L but at the minute I'm on a pretty long streak.

*toot toot, I'm a pope*

[–] BadlyDrawnRhino@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So let me get this straight. JD Vance visits the pope, the pope then dies, and now they've elected an American to replace him? Seems suspicious.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Who the fuck is this JD Vance guy anyway? Sounds like a discount clothing store

[–] Frjttr@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

It doesn’t surprise me at all.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

The Sun Pope!