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gotta treat your fish good (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 week ago by HikingVet@lemmy.ca to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[–] henfredemars 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nothing bad ever came from digging deep and greedily.

[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

Dows anyone else hear drums?

[–] Vakbrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The lesson here is to never provide small shovels to fishes

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

what else should they use to renovate their home?

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Allegory of the cave goes wrong

[–] zSpider@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

They delved too deep

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ok, but....lets say his plan worked. Let's say everything went exactly to plan, and there is a secret tunnel they can escape to the other side to. Let's say they escape the bowl.

........there's STILL no water on the outside! This whole plan was bad from start to finish. It doesn't matter that the plan failed. It was a bad plan in the best case scenario.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

That's outside of their knowledge though. They don't know what's outside the bubble, only that life inside the bubble is intolerable enough to risk it.

Honestly? I respect it. He died venturing boldly into the unknown, may we all be so lucky.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago

Humans playing with large hadron colliders.

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How did they empty out all of the water?

[–] Hodrobond@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They cracked the bottom of the bowl, digging.

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I feel so stupid for asking that question now. Thank you for taking it easy on me.

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How did they get a tiny fish shovel?

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Amazon drone delivery

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How did he produce the picture balloon thing above his head?

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

Fishy telempathy, obviously.

[–] naticus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you order a drone from Amazon, do they just fly it to you?

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hundreds of tiny little drones deliver it piece by piece, assembling it for you.

[–] naticus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

JIT 3D printer.

[–] FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

It was actually in the bottom of that bubbly treasure chest.