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[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 99 points 1 week ago (2 children)

In Elder Scrolls III on Xbox, there was a memory leak that they couldn't fix, so sometimes when the game is loading a new area, it actually reboots the Xbox. Apparently there's a way the developer can keep a freeze frame loading screen up while the console completely reboots.

[–] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Interesting. My og modded xbox has a custom firmware, and launches games off a hard drive, i wonder how it would handle this. I might have to dig it out and ftp over a copy of ES3 just to try it out.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah im still curious how that would work with a custom bootloader, but thats an interesting read.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 21 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I still can't fathom how implementing that "solution" is easier than fixing a memory leak. Like what the hell?

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

Deadlines have entered the chat.

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

shareholders have entered chat

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Fixing memory leaks (while not breaking anything else) is surprisingly difficult sometimes.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 9 points 1 week ago

leaks are extremely hard to find and rebooting is just one function call.

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Fixing a memory leak takes essentially looking at random data that got there somehow and try to figure out the source. You know what approximately it is by analysing a memory dump but it's most likely a common structure that is all over the app. Best case it's easy worst case it's looking for a needle in a haystack.

On the other hand, checking if memory is blowing up, then using already built save and load functions is pretty straight forward. Especially since Elder Scrolls saves the entire state and reloads it.

[–] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's almost like it's a requirement that Bethesda programmers never write defensive code.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Only cowards check for null.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

I always check for nuns out of habit

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

ActiveNull is so much better though.

[–] noodlejetski@lemm.ee 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

and I'm willing to bet that there's an hour-long video on Youtube about it

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The fan wiki page says Salmo is programmed to deliver bread to the inns they visit but if you give them bread they eat it instead. The crash is probably due to attempting to complete delivery of an item that's no longer in the inventory.

The wiki also says other characters in the game erroneously refer to Salmo with "she/her" pronouns, but until I ask Salmo for their pronouns I'll keep using neutral language.

[–] ech@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

*remaster. It's largely just a reskin. As such...yeah, this probably still crashes the game (if it was a legit bug itfp).

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

They patched SOME bugs, SpiffingBrit mentions the important ones to him they patched in his latest obliteration of Oblivion.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago

The spiffing brit recently did a video on a bunch of fun crap like this, he crashed it doing a lot of things.

My favorite was taking all the food out of someone's house, reverse pickpocketing a poison apple in their pocket, the waiting around until 8pm when they eat and observing them dieing.

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Does the player character have to be present for this to happen?

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sure, some bugs are amusing, even if only for their stupidity. I can do without bugs that crash the game, though.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 1 points 1 week ago

Best avoid Bethesda games then.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

I teleported bread.