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[–] e0qdk@reddthat.com 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know, I've gotten job offers in Apache logs, but no one's ever asked me out through referer/user-agent spam...

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Job offers in Apache Logs???

[–] e0qdk@reddthat.com 11 points 1 month ago

Yep. Just like how some sites try to recruit you if you open the JS terminal. Spam knows no limits.

[–] Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

“I fell in love with my hacker” has potential as a cute love story.

Doxx me senpai!

[–] glowing_hans@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

Doxx me senpai!

it was a honeypot all along

[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 month ago

Fun fact about blades #1: Blades will never lie to you!

DISCLAIMER: Fun Blade Facts makes no guarantees about the accuracy of their claims

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

the n'th ssh connection with wrong key is your soulmate. Try to just calculate n by ˋrandom.random() * your birthday timestamp * timestamp of the system boot event` while you think about love.

[–] glowing_hans@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One of the 700000 blocked ssh connections could be your soulmate.

I just want to notify you; I consider what you do art @pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 month ago

You're too kind! But be careful.