this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2025
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[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Before I put anything on, I need you to explain to me how you have an empty top and skirt which are laying naturally flat but a pair of empty socks which are somehow shaped like there are legs in them.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

very flat ghost with thick legs

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

Died in a steamtoller accident, they stopped it right before it reached the legs

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

come on now think with the upper brain a sec - the three different pinks clash

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago
[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

B-But I’m not a Linux admin!

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I once gave my parents a pi with a linux-based media-center distro and at work I manage like 20-30 windows computers. Am I allowed to wear at least parts of this?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You have to at least install Arch once first.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

You smell incredible and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

[–] EndRedStateSubsidies@leminal.space 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There's no way my balls aren't hanging out.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 7 points 6 days ago

Maybe my balls and your balls could hang out

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Greetings, fellow geezer!

The journey from being an 'incel' Discord mod to being a popular streamer with an OF begins with the programmer socks, everyone knows that.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But i dont like wearing pink :(

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What colors do you like then?

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Earth-tones, black, darker shades. Pink is just too... bright. And matches my splotchy pale skin too much.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

Add some black eyeliner.

[–] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 4 points 1 week ago

OMG, Click! OwO