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Can she even fucking see (infosec.pub)
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[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

God, I can't wait for this fad to blow over. From the moment I can tell it's not real, what's the point? Would I actually look taller if you could see the stilts under my trousers? It could be just me, but to me these "enhancements" look pretty much like these:

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 days ago

Bazookas indeed

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

Eyebrooms

[–] JoshuaBrusque@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Neutrino catchers

[–] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

she looks pretty

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 0 points 5 days ago

I just got a haircut and like ¾ of my hair is now shorter than those stupid-ass lashes. I'd bet real money that 100% oh my hair is shorter than her stupid-ass fake nails.