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Mutant Power (infosec.pub)

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[–] scytale@lemmy.zip 59 points 1 week ago

Ok that one got me. lol

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Prof X: "We need to get you to step brother Cain Marko on Earth-96912, or as you may know him, Juggernaut immediately! I can finally heal the rift between he and I after all this time and give him his mobility back! I'm so grateful to you! I will be forever in your debt."

You: "Sorry, my powers don't work on quadriplegics, only paraplegics."

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

It’s honestly very unlikely that professor x wouldn’t just use cerebro to find a healer. They have teleporters, healing is far more possible of a power.

[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But then he'd have to lose that sweet-ass chair, and then what kind of life would that be?

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does the chair stop working if he can walk?

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

no but it becomes bad form

[–] plantmoretrees@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

And give up that VIP parking?!?

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

in FOSP, he was able to walk again due to a gene therapy by beast. but it negated his powers as long as he was on the therapy.

[–] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago

I swear I remember an episode of X-Men where he used his powers to walk

[–] pikmeir@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Jojo theme in the distance