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I told my friend that my dad got 3 DUI's. Which surprised him. My friend didn't know you could get that many DUI's. He asked "So how does he get around?". So I told him "Well, he lives in Florida, so he drives."

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[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 4 points 4 days ago

Meh, this would've been funny in the 90's, maybe - which is when I heard a version of it.

Many states have people with multiple dui's