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(This is based off of Victor Quartermaine's defeat in Wallace and Gromit)

I had just walked away when Cameron approached us in the park AGAIN, trying to win me over. I said nothing, hoping he would have gotten the hint. After all, he already knows that I'm dating Luna.

Standing tall, hands on his hips, I hear Cameron's screechy laugh from way behind us. Luna and I turn around, slowly approaching him.

"AHAHAHAHA!! No one beats Cameron Vega!"

All of a sudden, Luna's face lights up. "The carrot..."

Before we went to the park, we'd gone to a farmer's market where the winner of the Biggest Vegetable Competition, Mr. Daniel Lavine, was selling his 4-foot carrot.

Luna and I bought it, somehow getting the feeling it would be useful, and we were right.

She takes the giant carrot and picks it up from the grass.

"Is that so?" Luna asks as we approach him.

I see Cameron jump a little, but before he says anything, Luna swings at his head. Cameron topples over like a dead tree.

"Consider yourself officially dumped," I say. "Hmph!"

Grabbing the carrot, we walk away from Cameron and decide to go back home.

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[–] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

Wow, you used a carrot as a stick. Amazing.

[–] lwhjp@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cue title music as the couple skips off into the sunset, holding hands.