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Screen size & your importance (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by EfreetSK@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/DJsLhzBxLxg/

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[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I beg to differ, I'm a corporate slave on a 13" laptop

[–] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The amount of screen size reflects the amount of work you do. So a smaller size has become a status signal. Showing you do not actually work.

You do meetings

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

The CEO also has the big screens. Their peons have two why would they only have one? What screens they're on the most is a different question.

[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Uh-oh. I have three monitors, and one of them is a 43" 4k TV.

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[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm at "iPad and enormous curved monitor connected to a laptop" so I guess I average out to upper-middle management. Which is shockingly accurate.

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[–] StuffYouFear@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

What if you prefer both ends of the scale? I'll take as many monitors as HR will allow, but I will also kidnap a microsoft surface from the ewaste pile as it is so damn handy when you need to go to a location to fix things that dont have a spot to set a laptop.

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

*(Percieved) importance.

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Except russian CEOs get a large screen with a handle.

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

[–] spuriousMoot@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have one monitor but it's really wide. What did that make me?

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[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Wait.... What should I be then with my jelly star? Should i be running the world rather than being a dev?

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