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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 85 points 2 weeks ago

Know your users.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 50 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Can unironically confirm that, also with other models.

[–] mormund@feddit.org 58 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 25 points 2 weeks ago

Going to be some wild captchas before this is all over.

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 weeks ago

Insolent human taunting our gracious AI overlords with images of his puny appendage stuck in a cage.

May the Basilisk have mercy on his soul

[–] Ladislawgrowlo@lemy.lol 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

what is ... as chastity cage?

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If this is a genuine question, you could probably have just looked it up lol

But for the lazy and ignorant (ignorance is not always a bad thing), it is a sex toy that is typically used by people with penises to prevent erections, or at least make them uncomfortable.

[–] Ladislawgrowlo@lemy.lol 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

you could probably have just looked it up lol

No, google or any other search engine shall never have my data! Most likely they could associate my IP address with this ridiculous search query.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Ladislawgrowlo@lemy.lol 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

no, the VPN knows my payment information then. I need to pay them with Monero, but I have no, and I do not want to mine it, because it is bad for environment.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Suit yourself.

[–] Xylight@lemdro.id 0 points 2 weeks ago

If you're that concerned about privacy, why are you on Lemmy, where every content you post is duplicated across thousands of servers?