1/3 a football field of coins
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I'm going to an apple (the fruit) exhibition this afternoon and my wife just asked me how much cash I have. I will be able to answer this later today.
Edit: we didn't buy any because my wife just wanted to find out the names of the apples from her childhood. We found the names, but they weren't selling those.
Don't leave us hanging like that man. What were the apples?
Idared and something similar to crimson crisp, but it's not that one. Her dad says crimson red, but that doesn't really exist. One last one that is also very similar and we will plant next year is a Slovak variety called Solivarské ušľachtilé (red noble apple tree).
i'd be going today but i have a gig tomorrow. it's a neat exhibition!
Question in 2029 be like:
Timmy bought 235 apples, each apple cost $5, holy mackerel that's an expensive apple.
The question is what is the question
what?
There's a german techno band called Scooter, they made a song called How Much is the Fish, and another one called the phrase I wrote
thanks! i was making a stupid joke, but hell yeah new bands
Scooter has a song called "Maria (I Like It Loud)." I once worked with a lady named Maria and played the song for her, but she was an older conservative lady who, it turned out, did not like it loud.
♫how do you solve a problem like an older conservative lady who does not like it loud?♫
you know what that doesn't scan we should keep the other lyrics
Jeopardy
The fish is salmonella