"Our Mrs. Reynolds" is the sixth episode of the science fiction television series Firefly created by Joss Whedon. It aired as the show's third episode on Friday, October 4, 2002 on Fox.
Synopsis
As an unexpected reward for an unpaid job, Mal finds himself married to a naïve, subservient young woman named Saffron (Christina Hendricks). Saffron is all too willing to play the role of housewife, which leads to an argument between Wash and Zoe and lectures from Shepherd Book, until Mal uncovers a more sinister reason for Saffron's devotion.
Plot
A covered wagon makes its way through a shallow river. When bandits on horseback hold it up, the driver, Jayne, and his "wife" Mal pull their weapons on them. Mal offers them the choice of jail or death. In the ensuing shootout, Mal, Jayne and Zoe swiftly kill the bandits. The crew then celebrates at a party that evening, thrown in their honor by a rural settlement that had been plagued by the outlaws. Mal dances with a beautiful young woman, who gives him a wreath and a bowl of wine to drink, while the village elder gives Jayne a wooden rainstick.
After Serenity is underway again, Mal encounters a stowaway in the cargo bay: the young woman from the party, who gives her name as Saffron and informs him that she is his wife. Shepherd Book reads up on the local customs of Saffron's homeworld and informs Mal that he had inadvertently taken part in the local marriage ritual by accepting a wreath of flowers, drinking her wine, and dancing together. Mal has a heart-to-heart talk with Saffron, saying that he doesn't want to be married and urging her to be her own woman. Despite this, Saffron cooks him a meal and offers to wash his feet. Jayne attempts to trade his favorite gun, "Vera", for Saffron, but Mal turns him down.
When Mal enters his quarters later, Saffron manages to seduce and kiss him. However, her lips turn out to be coated with a narcotic which renders him unconscious. Saffron heads to the cockpit and tries her wiles on Wash. When she is unsuccessful, Saffron instead knocks him out with a kick to the back of the head. She quickly takes control of the ship, setting it on a new course and sabotaging the controls, then welding the door shut behind her as she leaves. Running to a shuttle to escape, she meets Inara and tries to seduce her too. Aware that Saffron is lying, Inara plays along to buy time, but the ship's proximity alarm goes off. Inara compliments Saffron on her deception before the latter pushes her aside, hijacks the shuttle, and escapes. After Inara finds Mal unconscious, she kisses him, then collapses next to his body after calling for help.
After breaking into the bridge, Kaylee and Wash are able to restore only the Serenity's navigational system. They are headed straight for a "net", operated by two men who specialize in stripping lone vessels for parts. Book explains that the net is designed to electrocute everyone inside, making the operators' work easier. Mal has Jayne put Vera inside a space suit, then fire a bullet outside at a vulnerable portion of the net, disabling it. Jayne also shoots out the glass window of the operators' control unit, causing the two men to be asphyxiated by the vacuum of space.
Later, on a snow-covered planet, Mal bursts into Saffron's cabin and tells her, in no uncertain terms, that he will kill her if she ever tries to trick him again. Saffron admits that she respects Mal for not taking advantage of her like most of her previous marks, and before Mal leaves, he asks for her real name. Saffron hesitates, and Mal knocks her out cold before admitting to himself that she would have just lied again. Back on Serenity, Mal presses Inara for an explanation of her supposed dizziness. Inara thinks Mal knows about the kiss and agrees to "not play" with him, but Mal, with a grin on his face, says he thinks she just kissed Saffron before walking out, leaving Inara with a confused expression.