this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2025
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[–] Iambus@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Don't care, still looks delicious..

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 5 points 18 hours ago

TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Reminds me of that one episode of Chernobyl.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

When you prepare the plate for your mother in law.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

no way im not sharing with her

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

She can have the frog I'll eat the rest

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

i'll share with you, just she doesn't deserve any delicious frog. she knows what she did

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 17 minutes ago

Yeah fuck her. Because she never had any children, so I am single.

[–] jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza any time!

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Or else Pizza is gonna send out for you!"

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've seen that before and I just can't place it ..... a movie from the 90s? ... definitely before the popular internet ... very disturbing ... I love it ... but I just can't place it

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Spaceballs (1987 movie)

You know what I'll still eat it

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

it has to be poisonious, right?

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

Maybe, but not all toxins are deadly. Some are fun with the right mindset 😜🐸

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mmm... Pizza-flavored frog legs 🤤

a delicacy in fraitaly

[–] polydactyl@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Or an unfrosted pillsbury cinnamon roll

[–] portuga@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Therapist: “Albino pac-frog pizza isn’t real, it can’t hurt you”

Me: “did you even bother to look at the meme I sent you?”

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Forbidden pizza snack