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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 196 points 1 day ago (46 children)

That's my secret trick: if you never earn enough money to be able to afford to invest, you lose nothing when the market crashes

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 110 points 1 day ago (6 children)

People in 2020: "I'm buying at the bottom of a market, I hope I get 30% yoy returns for the next five years"

People in 2025, last week: "Omg, it happened! I've more than doubled my money in less than five years!!! Crazy!!!!"

People yesterday, after a 5% market correction: "I'm destitute"

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

Leverage is a hell of a drug.

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[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 73 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You haven't lost a cent if you don't sell

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 65 points 1 day ago (6 children)

You also haven't lost a cent if you never bought.

[–] CoyoteFacts@piefed.ca 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'd definitely start considering inflation. If your money is stagnant and not earning interest, it is shedding value. Like it or not, we're all inherently playing the game; it's in everyone's best interest to learn the rules.

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Killer_Tree@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thanks, I had no idea that anonymous accounts were created just to short the market down to the very second of the precipitating post. Insiders get rich again.

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[–] ragingHungryPanda@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com 65 points 1 day ago (3 children)

wait, my investments are down between 2.5-3% from the day before. what's everybody freaking out about?

QQQ is still up 20% for the year

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now you know how the average investor thinks and/or behaves

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Buy high sell low, that's my strategy and it's working great 🤑😎

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 14 points 1 day ago

I hope someone takes my retirement and invests it on bitcoin. I don't want to live much longer past my useful life. A good heart attack could do the trick.

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