So...Doctor Farts can do 1500 damage per turn by level 3.
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Nah. Doctor Fart can do 1499 damage per turn by level 4.
Someone found the middle ground between the extremes
That’s it, your character is now wearing the magical plug of deflated bloating. It gives the wearer permanent relief from meteorism at the cost of -15 agility
Wait, the DM wants them to choose between the "two extremes" of "I will murder you" and "I will murder you"?
Must be AD&D/2.0, NGL.
Thinking about my 3.5 gestalted murder hobo days
To be fair, if the DM allows Gestalt, they deserve whatever you throw at them.
And you'd better expect them to throw the Gygax book atcha, in turn...