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[–] NaibofTabr 7 points 2 weeks ago

The fire lance, a gunpowder weapon mounted on a polearm:

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"What I like about this weapon is the ability to stab the enemy in the throat at range while simultaneously shooting them in the face."

"That's surprisingly sensible."

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

"a phalanx, but with dakka" is a damned sexy idea...

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

For when you unexpectedly need to do some pole vaulting in the field

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I honestly never leave home without my big bayon. Size doesn't matter because of how versatile it is. Need a knife at the backyard barbeque? I have it right here. Need to shoot a Democratically elected oligarch? I have just the weapon

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Sad they didn't go one further and have an augmentative form - imagine the pants shitting terror you could evoke by charging the enemy trenches with an ULTRABAYON

[–] DivineDev@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Why charge? Just stab them from the comfort of your own trench!