I hate getting into the shower, but once I get in, I'm comfortable, so it's hard to get back out. I still do it in less than 10, but I can see how people can get stuck in there. It's very relaxing.
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Usually I just sit down. Let the water hit my head, and think. I process all of my thoughts in a soothing environment where I can sort them out and solve problems I've been struggling with.
While I'm in there I see visions of stories that don't exist.
Contemplating the nature of reality. The history of every molecule of water that's running over me. The future of them. The vast similarities and differences. Masturbating lazily without reaching conclusion because that mysterious and wonderful element is not a lubricant.
My hair is longer than my shoulders. I like my scalp to get scrubbed, it's sooo much easier to do that when my hair is only a few inches long. If I just go ham on it I'll damage it and break it so it takes as much time to wash my head than it does the rest of my obese body
Warming up while using my phone. My parents kept the house at 19°growing up, and I took an hour in the shower not even masturbating, just warming myself to the bone before I had to shiver for the rest of the day.
It takes me 2 minutes to brush my teeth. Nearly 6 to floss.
I am not ashamed that it takes me 10 minutes to scrub, 5 minutes to shampoo, 5 minutes to condition, 5 minutes to face-shave, 10 minutes to rinse, and a few more minutes for using the artificial pumice stone.
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all of that in 10 feels like one of those white people things, no washing the lower part at all just relying on flow of water doing all the work.
When I was healthy but had butt-length hair and shaved and washed my face with separate soap it took me 45 mins.
When I was almost fully disabled, had short hair, didn't shave, and didn't wash my face it took me an hour an a half.
I'm doing much better now, have short hair, don't shave, and rarely wash my face and it takes 20 mins, but I hate it bc I can't stand up in there long enough to just enjoy the warm, gotta hurry and scrub and get out.
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Sitting on the edge of the tub nonverbal because.
When you have so much body hair it provides +5 light armor you take more time to dry.
Waterfall meditation
Once had a housemate who would take two hour-long showers every single day. I have no idea what he was going in there, but he was either shaving or wanking in there.
I recon I could flog one out, clean, and shave my legs in under 20 mins NGL
No excuses
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one time my buddy took a 2 hour shower and didnt even jerk off
another time same buddy woke up for school, took a shower, then just napped in the shower for an hour. he was late 😂
singing lost in your eyes by debbie gibson into a shampoo bottle
Feeling the warmth return to my extremities.
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
My hair
Genuine question that I feel no obligation to answer, deal with my 30 minute shower.