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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 94 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago

Damnit. Beat me!

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 34 points 1 week ago

"Hey Bob! Were you and the wife able to work things out?"

[–] metallic_z3r0 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are ya?

Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

[–] ChillPill@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?

[–] ChillPill@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ever notice how there is only one crab in all of bikini bottom, and he's known for serving crabby patties?

[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 week ago

Have you evet been around pigs? They don't give a fuck!

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Those eyes don't hide the answers.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The demon butcher of squeek street!

[–] Johnny101@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can see it in his eyes. He's seen things....

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

At first it looks like you can only see one of his legs.

But maybe you actually CAN see the other one, strung up on the right.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Pigs will eat anything.

You are what you eat.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Makin' loves makin bacon

[–] Amroth@feddit.it 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Richard Scarry, a name and a guarantee (if you start thinking too much)

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago

His friends call him spooky dick

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

It's a comment on humans exploiting each other to the maximum for personal gain.

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[–] TwistedTurtle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's human meat.

The Richard Scarry universe is actually set in a twisted dystopian future where animals gained sentience and overthrew the humans. We are the farm animals. I won't go into where their milk comes from.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

is it actually twisted or are you just saying that because they're doing to humans what human are doing to them in reality? lol

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Hogs eating their own? Don't matter to the hog. - Billy the kid

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Have you seen Gotham?

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Soylent green is people!

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, those trotters couldn't possibly wield a cleaver safely.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Sentient Pig

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's a Halal and Kosher butcher shop!

[–] doritoshave9sides@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Family. I love fast and furious

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

capitalism, baby!

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I see so many bar and grills where the mascot is a pig wearing a chef's hat.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

where the mascot is a pig wearing a chef's hat.

Do we tell them that's the owner?