cats

Kitty needs a high viz vest when operating on those stairs

I used to step on my sister’s tiny dog every time I visited. She purchased rugs in exactly the same texture and color as her tiny mop of a pooch, and the poor thing loved sleeping on them. She’d litter them about hallways and walking paths and I’d forget to check for the little deaf doofus. It was cute watching him disappear into the landscape, but I never thought to offer the suggestion that she should perhaps not hide ten pounds of animal within trampling zones.

Took me a bit to notice there was a cat there 😂

Camouflage is the key to good hunting

Certified chameleon

For fuck's sake, change the damn carpet

Torties are so perfectly camouflaged. You can see a black cat in the garden at night because they’re darker than everything else. I can’t see my girl until she starts moving.

She’s in her ancestral environment, or at least a good approximation of it.

My orange cat loves to do this on the stairs, I've almost stepped on him multiple times going down, and consequently have almost fallen down the stairs each time. Thankfully I've caught myself each time but I might not one day