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[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I remember when the internet was obsessed with bacon memes in like 2010

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Yes

I tried a “bacon ale” at a festival, which was a shitty super bitter IPA (as was the tend, gotta max those IBUs) that tasted of raw bacon. It is still the worst beer I’ve ever had.

I got a bacon candle as a gift which was absolutely terrible. It just smelled bad, and not at all like cooking bacon.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Just put a wick in the jar you pour strained bacon grease into. I’m sure that would work.

Probably.

Hmm.. now I’m wondering if it would..

Edit: internet says yes this does work.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Yes it does work. Source: empirical evidence.

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago

Why would anyone want something that provides the olfactory promise of bacon, but never delivers actual bacon?

[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, bacon beers are shit. Never understood the hype.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Bacon and a beer however...

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

THE NARWHAL BACONS AT MIDNIGHT

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That was an astroturfing campaign due to a surplus of pork.

[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Dubbing Ninox novaeseelandiae "the morepork owl" was one lasting outcome of that campaign.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Had no idea black bears ate pigs until a bear wandered in my door door prompting a visit from the state guy that handles bear activity around here.

"Guess he saw my pig use the dog and figured it out."

"More likely he followed your pig inside to eat him."

"Excuse me say what?"

EDIT: DOG door. I ruined the whole story. :(

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Guess he saw my pig use the dog and figured it out."

wut

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

*dog door

I could not have dropped a worse word to make that story nonsensical. :(

[–] percent 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How did the pig use the dog?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

*door

You dropped this

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The older I get, the more pork is like eating human flesh. It buns me out cause I used to love bacon