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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Kit kats two days in a row is gonna be really rough on the stomach

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

You gotta love the game if you want to play at the highest level!

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wdym two days in a row? That should last you the whole week. smh

[–] LongDickJonsson@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would switch out the Kit Kat's since it's a Nestlé product, fuck that

[–] vateso5074@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those don't have the Nestle logo, so are likely the American ones made by Hershey.

Not much better, but to my knowledge Hershey didn't kill millions of children in Africa.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I bought Halloween candy for my ungrateful Uber riders and finally realized I hate Hershey's fucking chocolate. But still, it was FREE CANDY IN A GOLD SPARKLY SKULL, ASSHOLES. I'm literally playing vintage Halloween music, what is WRONG with you joyless dicks.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Dollar Tree.

No, no, wait for it...

For fucking FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS. PLEASE try to tell me this isn't a failing empire.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Looks like a construction workers breakfast and lunch.

Such forethought!

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have you ever worked construction? While some drink on the job, they all eat proper food, usually big portions.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 1 week ago

Working construction drunk sounds absolutely horrible.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ew, you could get so many more tannins and calories out of box wine sangria for a quarter the price.

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

will a box of sangria make me sing katy perry at 4 am then puke an fall in a ditch?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes, and it will finally give you the confidence you needed to start wearing more red to cover up all of your wine stains. 10% sneaks up on you

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 week ago

Yes and it counts towards your 5 fruit a day to keep the doctor away.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 1 week ago

Absolutely! It even comes with a mega hangover if you're foolish enough to stop drinking it.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey man don't knock boxed wine. It's plenty delicious, more efficient to ship, and just as effective. Its a great everyday wine.

but i want corks

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is that Tylenol, to help you focus?

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Hydrocodone to help you focus. Alcohol and Tylenol is dangerous.

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

I thinks it’s breath mints.

Now do two weeks worth!

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Only a single bottle? Drinking kinda light aren't we?

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

No, to my knowledge this is not Weird Al.