What happened in the US again?
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2025
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Some emails were recently released from the Epstein files that seem to suggest that Donald Trump may have sucked Bill Clinton's dick.
I honestly don't know what to think about it, but the memes have been pretty fire imo.
Sorry about that people :(
I feel like we just need to make the most absurdist fucking bets at this point.
like that actually Barron is Putins kid and that Trump has a micropenis and one ball
Trump has only got one ball Vance has two but oh so small Rubio is rather sim'lar But poor old Bondi has no balls at all
Personally, I'm floating the theory that Trump was involved with both Hilary and Bill for a period of time. When Hilary broke it off, Don was heartbroken, causing his reflexive swing to the right to counter her perceived leftness. This theory is strengthened by his inability to let go of anything she does, he still blames her for the loss of his only true emotional connection, and it's also why his wife always looks so distant. She knows that he still longs for those balmy 90s nights where the boys wore nothing but a power tie and a saxophone and Hilary, her signature suit.
Sorry.
Or maybe Hillary made Bill cut with Donald and that's why he hates her.
I would easily be making so many jokes on this but I genuinely can't do that knowing how many victims there are and how they don't get justice or help.
There are no victims in this. Only 2 presidents making sweet, sweet oral sex.
We find out through some means that Musk's father is actually Pol Pot.
one ball
Like Hitler?
Nah Barron is way too tall to be Vladi's kid
The rest of that, however, is entirely plausible and not absurdist at all
He gets it from his tall mom. Jane Lynch. Don't shoot the messenger!
Holy fuck this one made me laugh out loud fr.