What about dog farts? She rips them all day long.
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So I guess you can be a smart fella AND a fart smella
I did a silent but deadly in a gas station line once and made a kid cry because of it. Never been more proud in my life.
Hol'up. Now they're trying to tell us that while we're busy being poor, we can be "better" by huffing our own intestinal gases? Is this just them trying to normalize their own psychoses? Thafuq.
Turns out fart jar girl was on to something 😂🤣💨
Good news for anyone sharing a train with me this morning.
Are you a smart fellla or a fart smella?
Science says you may be both!
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Seems more like an article the Sun would publish 🤣
I am calling it now, Trump is going to be shilling canned farms to MAGA now.
Damn fart sniffers.
That south park episode where they fart in champagne glasses comes to mind.
Fart fetishists out here living forever
glances at Kissinger and Cheney
This would explain a lot
dutch oven themselves.
This is a screenshot of a news article.
This is a comment on a screenshot of a news article.
This is a reply on a comment on a screenshot of a news article.
This is a fart 💨
This is a very astute observation.
Asstoot observation 😂🤣
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In before we see bottled fart in amazon. And then following that high hyrdogen sulfide content premium grade farts and premium hydrogen sulfide with with added Methyl Mercaptan because it is shown to increase hydrogen sulfide intake
Everyone likes their own brand.
Yes, but not always.
I recently did a fart in bed whilst half asleep that woke me up and I tried to roll away from it.
It was so bad the wife asked me if I'd just shit the bed.
That's how you know you've succeeded in life.
Its like when you're walking up the stairs in an apartment building and you can smell somebody's cooking and you're like "ooh I wonder what they're cooking."
That's rarely been my case. Usually it's "it smells like someone died a few days ago but I'm not calling the cops"
That, plus crap
"Everyone loves the smell of their own brand!"
Not me, mines too stink
My farts are awesome
Username checks out.
I do feel like sampling your own farts is helpful... Like it's a gut biome health check
I'm sure it smells like shit though
Mine smells like freshly baked cookies.
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Finally, some good farting news
Big Fart propaganda!!
Been in a nursing home? This doesn't track.
It's already too late for them so they forgot to smell it all up hence the odor. One afternoon in a nursing home per week can do wonders for people who haven't Alzheimer's already!
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There was someone getting healthy on my flight today.
Thanks to my dogs, it looks like I have one less thing to worry about
My dog likes to stretch his front legs as he's getting off the couch, and in doing so, always, ALWAYS farts with these butthole spasms where it opens and closes several times. It's a fucking horror show. It's like watching the good place then suddenly cut to real life footage of a murder. Straight up traumatizing.
The tagline seems to indicate they don't need to be your own
Well nobody around me has alzheimers... and by the power of egg salad sandwiches I'm going to do my part to make sure they never do.
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Your farts are still worthless to others. Just sayin.
Speak for yourself. A tyrannical dictator paid me hundreds of thousands of dollars just to feed me turkey and deviled eggs in an enclosed room with some kind of fan and concentration chamber.
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I bet Big Pharma is already farting out experiments
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