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[–] karashta@piefed.social 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

But he doesn't turn himself into a giant insect. He just wakes up to find himself one.

[–] UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

maybe he wanted to live his life as his bugsona and got that wish granted?

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

And it was deeply dark and sad. Not funny in any way, really. It’s almost like this was a non-serious post.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

It has plenty of ironic thoughts thrown in there to break the darkness, if you want to read it that way. Or they can just make everything more desperate if that's what you want.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He apparently did think his own writing was very funny, and reported laughing as he wrote it.

And we were all forced to read it and analyze it as young freshman in high school. Why do schools fuck up our young minds like this?

[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Would you still love me if I was a cockroach?

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

Yes, but I will also take away all your furniture that you like to hide under so much.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Didn't care for it myself. It's one of those "I see what you're trying but meh" things for me 

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago

I'd watch a movie where Michael Imperioli played Kafka. Looks a lot like him.

Dunno man was kind of kafkaesk, you know...

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