I can talk to animals
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I can undo and retry fumbled social interactions.
But you shit yourself while you're going home every time.
But the memory of each fumble haunts you permanently.
I have a set of mental buttons i can press which lets me instantly fix some common flaws of being a human:
- fall asleep
- stop humming a song stuck in my head
- stop feeling light headaches
- postpone hunger for 3 hours
- shut of tinnitus
- make the itching stop
When you push one of those buttons, it's effect is random.
"I really need to get this song out of my head so I can concentrate on cla....ZZZZZZZZZZ"
I can see dead people
... and they see you. You remind them of the taste of food. It's been so long.
Telekinesis with no mass limit.
But it also has no speed limit, causing items you pull around to reach light speed almost instantly, effectively growing to infinite size for the duration of the pull
Honestly, in controlled conditions, I think I can benefit humanity with this.
I can find any lost object.
You have to sort through every object anyone has ever lost to do so
I can stop, start, slow down, and speed up time.
But every time you do it, you fall asleep until someone else wakes you up with the magic formula "wake up, you dummy! Wake up!" When you wake up the effect is over.