"I want to make the world a better place at no real benefit to myself"
"Ok, but only if you beg us for the money"
Modern academia in a nutshell
this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2026
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Why didn't we just have people that apply for grants, then people who work on research. Of course the person that applies for the grant should be familiar with the capabilities, and verify the proposal is sound before applying.
There has to be a better way.
Medicine is already this better way (in countries with social healthcare systems). A body of highly trained specialists who constantly update their knowledge through research, conferences and reading the last scientific advancements, and don't necessarily earn extremely high salaries but have a comfortable life and a stable employment. We could expand this model to all sciences.
I know, but there isn’t. Capitalism is the only best thing we’ve tried, certainly the best no other way to do it, please don’t try the socialism thing. 😔
This makes two of us. I'm unlikely to be deported, still...
This is from before the election. They're probably LONG gone by now.