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Adafruit: From Ultimate Driving Machine to Ultimate Rent-Seeking Machine: The BMW Logo Screw Patent.

If you haven’t already heard, BMW’s R&D teams have been busy “innovating.” Unfortunately, they aren’t focusing on the things that actually matter—like stellar engine performance or the legendary driving dynamics that gearheads love. Instead, the C-suite execs decided that the best use of their engineering budget was to design a proprietary security screw specifically intended to prevent BMW drivers from fixing their own cars.

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[–] Ladislawgrowlo@lemy.lol 2 points 9 hours ago

radical innovation. proprietary screws. un-standardization. de-industrialization.

[–] PetteriSkaffari@lemmy.world 42 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Alright, we'll just buy Chinese electric cars instead.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 14 points 23 hours ago

Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago

VW made these funky triangle topped bolt on TDi injection pumps ( or maybe it was Bosch who cares). My buddy who's a mechanic said "don't mess with those ,you need special sockets".

I took 12pt sockets and used a dremmel to grind out every other two points in the socket and had my own set to mess with the bolts they didn't want me messing with.

[–] sturmblast@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'll never buy a car that has subscription features

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Until they force you. Like how pretty much all new housing developments have oppressive HOAs now.

[–] iglou@programming.dev 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

The day when the only options are subscription based cars will be the day jailbreaking your car is as common as jailbreaking an iphone.

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

I am so happy to live in a non-HOA neighborhood...

[–] sturmblast@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

It's a choice to live there. And you have a choice on how you spend your money. No one is holding a gun to your head making you buy a shitty car.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

it’s your choice to live there

I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not because that is an awful argument. The housing market isn’t this perfectly liquid thing where there’s always another house to choose from that fits all your requirements a reasonable distance from your workplace.

[–] Safetyshaft@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Especially when private equity is fucking everyone

[–] MITM0@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I would like to get my hands on those Engineers. Do we have a term for engineers who design pro-capitalist enshittification tech ?

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Nice catch lol

[–] nek0d3r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 19 hours ago

Depending on their place in the chain of command, either a capitalist or a wage slave

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

As an engineer, I second this. Unfortunately, many engineers fail to ever acquire a conscience.

Clippy would never do that!

[–] tackleberry@thelemmy.club 92 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Remember kids, every screw is a flathead with an angle grinder

Or they can be replaced

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[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Harbor freight will have these weird screwdriver tips in a kit within 12 months.

[–] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Proprietary security screws have existed for a long time. There's a reason they're using their logo, and its not vanity, its a weaponization of trademark law. Recreating the tip would mean recreating a trademark without authorization.

Few reputable companies will be willing to take that risk.

[–] nuxi@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

Sega tried this back in the 90s and already lost in court. The court ruled that by making the use of it's trademark a required element in order to perform an otherwise lawful activity, any resulting trademark confusion was the fault of Sega.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 day ago

Aliexpress will have one in about 2 weeks.

And they won't be worried about BMW's lawyers when they do it.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I'm not entirely sure some Chinese company that neither of us has heard of is worried about that risk.

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[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Ebay definitely will

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 day ago (3 children)

There is a really, really simple solution to this problem. This might sound crazy, but hear me out. Maybe don't buy their cars? Not like there's a lack of competition.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 229 points 2 days ago (30 children)

As soon as the rollout for BMW dealers starts, Chinese toolmakers will churn out compatible bits and screwdrivers. They might even be on the market before the BMW dealers have them in the mail.

[–] Ladislawgrowlo@lemy.lol 2 points 9 hours ago

But these screwdrivers will be illegal, due to copyright infringement. Checkmate!

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