I want drunk joe buck and Troy aikman to commentate the five nights at Freddy’s movie
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Block in the back by that Lion almost paralyzed my man.
Crosby is trashy
Oh yeah? Well our guy gets lots of pressures. Those are cool too, right?
Heaven and Hell rules
absolutely hideous tattoo
Hope Ben Johnson took notes on that Raiders TD drive, that’s how you call plays in the redzone
Why wasn’t that the Raider’s playbook from the start? Run the ball with dink-and-dunk passes for a few yards once in a while.
What the hell is going on with this run d?
Still waiting for one point from Davante
Did the lions ever have Charles Rogers, Mike Williams, and Roy Williams.olay a game together?
I'd go for it. Raiders can't do shit on offense.
Can we ban the word analytics in the booth
I hate when announcers have their internal jokes that the viewers have no idea what they're talking about what the heck is riverboat Dan
Honestly amazing how much of a 180 people have done on Joe Buck. I’ve never understood the hate for him. He’s a bit corny but still one of the best in the biz.
Goff cannot function with our interior collapsing
Dan. You had all 3 timeouts.
How does Delay of Game happen there?
Dinghy Dan
Yo what are those Lions helmets? Idk if it makes sense but they look fast
Ah look. Teasing the last good marvel movie as a lead in to this shite.
Troy thinks it's "Riverboat Rivera" as he just called Dan Campbell "Riverboard Campbell."
I'm not used to our offense looking like buns....not sure what happened
Something tells me it won't be one last fight...
Stop trying to make riverboat Dan a thing it’s not a thing.
When I was a wee lad, I made one of the worst decisions of my life. Out of all the teams in all the land, I chose the “cool looking pirate team” to become a fan of. They have burned my crops and pillaged the village of my emotions. Nothing but death shall release me from this pain.
I'm really interested to see if the lions can take a division that's been gift wrapped on a silver platter for them, or if they lions it and somehow lose a series of tie breakers that no one knew existed
Alright,
#It's Gametime
Dead even in my fantasy matchup, villain has Jacobs, I have thy Fantasy Lord and Savior Amon RRRRRaaaaaa, i get this bag easy, right??!!
Commercials are spooky, I am here to count the commercials and not be spooked
LIKELY TO HIT
- 19 Hours of Total Commercial Time (Need 18:40, Average is 44:51) - 100% chance to hit
LEADERBOARD
Raiders (2 Games) | Lions (2 Games) | Total (25 Games) |
---|---|---|
1. AT&T (5) | 1. NFL Sunday Ticket (8) | 1. Hyundai (62) |
2. Bud Light (5) | 2. Hyundai (7) | 2. GEICO (46) |
3. Capital One (5) | 3. State Farm (5) | 3. Progressive (44) |
4. Allstate (4) | 4. Subway (5) | 4. NFL Sunday Ticket (43) |
5. GEICO (4) | 5. Audi (4) | 5. Amazon Prime (37) |
6. Progressive (4) | 6. DraftKings (4) | 6. Subway (37) |
7. State Farm (4) | 7. GEICO (4) | 7. T-Mobile (37) |
8. T-Mobile (4) | 8. Little Caesars (4) | 8. Toyota (37) |
9. Toyota, Verizon (4) | 9. Reese's (4) | 9. Burger King (36) |
10. Walmart, Wendy's (4) | 10. Toyota (4) | 10. Allstate, State Farm (36) |
WINS
- NFL Sunday Ticket (7)
- Hyundai (6)
- Amazon Prime (4)
- Toyota (3)
- Allstate, Burger King (2)
- Dancing With The Stars, DealDash, Reese's, Salesforce, State Farm, The Golden Bachelor, Uber Eats (1)
Wild that Maxx Crosby was the 106th pick, what a steal
I’m sick of seeing Vegas in primetime games
Lions whole uni looks fuckin fantastic. That helmet is slick as hell
Lions fans in here are dumb as fuck. Grabbing the jersey is never a horse collar
Also why would the rules have it such that a horse collar - a dangerous personal foul - would be offset and nullified by offensive holding
I mean I know this is the nfl, where overtime is still by and large decided via coin toss. But still. This seems so obviously, so poorly thought through
Lions treat Jamison Williams like he’s a gadget guy. Dude should be getting tons of targets a game. Passing offense should flow through St Brown, LaPorts and Williams.
The shade of blue on Detroit's helmets is really pleasing
Refs selective hearing on timeouts now?
I got to meet Joe Buck once. It was a at charity event my work donated a bunch to and sent me as a rep to a dinner event they were having. The charity showed a short but very emotional and touching video about what they did and accomplished and the people the helped that year and then we got dinner in a buffet line.
So I noticed this guy next to me in line scooping like a ridiculous amount of meatballs onto his plate and I look up and see it's Joe Buck. So I figured I should say something since I had never met a famous TV person before but since I didn't know much about him, I just mentioned what a great film we just watched was and Joe says "You know what a great set a films are? The Police Academy Movies!" So I was like "Yea, they were great." and Joe starts to look really excited and goes "Which one was your favorite?" Now I could only remember the first one. I know Bobcat Goldthwaite was in one of them, and I think they go to Miami in one. So I say "The first one." and he goes "Everyone says that, but Police Academy 2 is the best one." Then he starts ranking them in order of which he likes the best and asks me if I think they'll ever make any more.
So I say they could, remakes, and reboots are really big now and he's get all happy and is like "yea, they are are aren't they" They he asks me if I think they might bring back some the original cast as cameos. At that point I faked a cell phone call and left.
is the sound cutting out occasionally for any of y’all or is it just me?
Why does TROY AIKMAN always sound like he's yelling, even when he's not?
Max Crosby needs to file the Raiders as dependents on his taxes.
How has Crosby not missed a single game in his career? That's actually insane.
why do I feel like we are about to make Jimmy G look like Joe Montana
Can’t believe the lions are 5-2
I want Max Crosby on the Lions next week.
I support the gameplan of "Let Crosby go unblocked to Goff" and I think the Lions should keep doing it. Eventually Crosby will get tired.
LaPorta. Spanish for, the Porta
LETS GOOOO
Nice. Now just keep it up.
There really is no universe in which procedural fouls like holding should offset personal fouls. A personal foul should always be upheld, even if you subtract the yardage for something like a hold.