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Charm, Modify Memory, Illusions, Disguise Self, ...
Always make yourself look way richer and important than you are, smaller millionaires and celebs will flock to you and the bigger fishes will try to use you but they can't because... repeat from the start.
Suggestion. I could really use a better job with better pay.
Not very experienced, but I'd probably True Polymorph dirt/Steve Huffman into some gold and sell it.
Plan 1: Raulothim's Psychic Lance. By the time I get to take that spell, I must have had at least one ASI so I'll just take metamagic adept for subtle spell. I just have to know the name of the target and be within 120 feet of them (240 if the second metamagic option I take is distant spell), and it's pretty close to a guaranteed kill vs. a commoner, no murder weapon, and nothing showing that I was there.
Plan 2: Clone. Claim that it's some revolutionary stem cell rejuvenation therapy and sell it to the super-rich. (Though I might make it fail accidentally if it's someone like Murdoch or Kissinger. Payment in advance, no guarantees, and I'll do it on international waters.)