"YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN BALONEY!"
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Almost daily:
"Soon enough."
"That's not soon enough!"
I've finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends, it's things.
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
He was built in Mexico.
Well of course. Bending's his middle name.
"The Original Party Worm"
This is quite a shock! On the other hand, it's not surprising in the least...
El Zilcho... hey is it too late to change my superhero name?
(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans
A week WOULD be a little much…
Lug nuts precious lug nuts!
Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.
The CLEEMPS!
You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??
(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)
I already did!
With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.
just practicing my stabbing!
You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.
Oh fuff
Whenever I'm grinding through some beaureacracy : "it's all about the filin'!"
Not the worst song and dance number.
"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"
"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."
"Crap-spackle!"
Ahhh! What was that? Some kind of boogin?
Kiss my shiny metal ass!
I earned me a cooool fifty wing-wangs.
Death by snoo-snoo!
Who is your Smizmar?
Like a balloon, and something bad happens
I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.
the atom must smells like a grape
Because of this post.
Bite my shiny daffodil ass!
Not so much a quote I say out loud, but I often think of the scene where Lurr is buying human horn:
I'm just some guy... RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8.
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Big. Fat. Hen.
Fun on a bun.
My favorite line, "There. I turned a regular board into a diving board." <3 Scruffy.
Bon jour. Crazy ~~J~~Gibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.