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with blackjack and hookers

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[–] ComradePupIvy@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 years ago

Bite My Shiny Mettle Ass

[–] sensibilidades@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[–] ptz@dubvee.org 6 points 2 years ago

"Damn it, my sunglasses were in there."

[–] shinratdr@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Number associations are also big for me. So any time I hear 56, 27, or 5:15 I always relate it back to three shows. Extra points if you know what show I’m talking about for each of those numbers.

[–] LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] shinratdr@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, although I do love that show. It’s from The Office US, it’s the time that the KGB returns.

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[–] foof@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

[–] Discoslugs@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Long enough Fry, Long enough.....

[–] Wermhatswormhat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Oh sorry, I didn’t realize I was already here.

[–] jeansburger@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago

Some light insult Whale Biologist!

[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I find myself saying, "What about what?" everytime I don't quite hear or understand someone.

[–] PhilipJFry@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago

I just found one tonight. I didn't realize where is stolen it from, but in the episode Bender Gets Made, this (paraphrased) conversation happens between Leela and the doctor:

What do you see here?

A greyish blob?

Yes! And this one?

A greyish blob?

Not... As right...

I've been saying, "Not... As [blank]" in similar conversations for years, and forgetting where I got it from.

[–] klieg2324@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Your music is bad and you should feel bad!

[–] Loc_Nar@fedia.io 4 points 2 years ago

Kissenger: "We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks"

[–] lenkyl@mander.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

"You ever kill a man with a sock? It ain't so hard. ha HAAA!"

[–] torpel@u.fail 4 points 2 years ago

You guys like swarms of things, right?

[–] C126@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."

Hahaha...
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
HAHAHAHAHAHA

That and the blackjack and hookers

[–] Leer10@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago
[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Good news, everyone! We did in fact evolve from filthy monkeymen!

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

Is used daily

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[–] torpel@u.fail 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Some folks call me Orange Joe

[–] torpel@u.fail 3 points 2 years ago

Why am I naked and sticky? Did I miss something fun?

[–] Jaxia@toast.ooo 3 points 2 years ago

For no raisin

[–] sczlbutt@lemmy.pubsub.fun 2 points 2 years ago

Good news everyone!

Hey, I calls em as I sees em, I'm a whale biologist.

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